Rant

We are bones clad in flesh and flesh clad in skin. Trauma to bones lead to lots of bleed; enough to make you dead in a heart beat. Why is breaking bones so easy and repairing them a huge task? Casting and slabs take some thirty minutes and major operation hours and hours.

The beeping sound, the spirit smell and freezing cold in operation theater yet you sweat with no end. The surgeon keeps on drilling the bone and you can feel it in your head. There’s blood, betadine and saline waterfall with hammering, fixing and tightening of screws, giving you a headache. Damn, that four kilos lead jacket for protection against x rays! I wish I can escape, sometimes, yet I am caught in the middle and I am hardly of no help.

I get a chance to wash. Happily, I scrub myself just to hold a foot in various positions and retract the tissues for endless hours. Now, I have severe backache! I get to do few sutures and that’s the only thing that brightened my life on the depressing day.

I wonder why can’t people just take care of themselves and their bones. Take enough Calcium, vitamin B12 and prevent unnecessary falls. And, for Godsake, wear helmets, seat belts and don’t drink drive. You may not care about your life but it’s not easy to see a life fail and work at odd hours. Heck! I have to go again early morning for a wound dressing!

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  1. Jigglypuff says:

    Awww…holding the leg in different positions😂😂😂 and wasting saaman is what you learnt in Ortho 🌚

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    1. Nawazish says:

      That’s an important job ma’am! I don’t waste things…that’s how ortho works. We have a saline waterfall🥺🥺

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      1. Jigglypuff says:

        Come to medicine…you’ll know how to work in minimal🌝

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      2. Nawazish says:

        Hahaha! I’ll and do “quick discharges”🤣

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      3. Jigglypuff says:

        You should make a section in blog called internship rants😙 do it as fast as ” uggent dicchag”

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      4. Nawazish says:

        That’s a easy thing to do….I have one rant per posting in the blog…wait I’ll show you. He likes me a lot and I am probably be doing uggent dicchag and we’ll be dead if it reaches him somehow🤦🏻‍♀️I don’t want to go there🥺

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      5. Jigglypuff says:

        Aww…I wish I could save you from future trauma of jhellofying that man😖

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      6. Nawazish says:

        Hahaha! I have a brahmastar and hope that works and my co interns as well…he is a nice man tho but it depends on who you work it as well!🤭

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      7. Jigglypuff says:

        Humaare sir bohot acche hai…bohot buraai kar li tumne unki😕

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      8. Nawazish says:

        Oh hello! Patkan so jao…patakan patkan! Woh phir bhi better yaha ek kaam karne me das baar sochna padhta…aur me to bakra mil gya🤦🏻‍♀️

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      9. Jigglypuff says:

        Patkan zop udya radu tujhya dukhavar🥺

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      10. Nawazish says:

        Me zop, tuza tension Naka ghyo, me patkan patkan dressing karte, me tumhala kaye traas nahi det

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      11. Jigglypuff says:

        Mag zopna phone kay chalavte🙄

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      12. Nawazish says:

        Mala zop naaahi yete….tu kabara nahi zopu rahili…tuzza phone light maza zop nahi yete…dode dukh

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      13. Jigglypuff says:

        Tu majhya phone madhye kay baghu rahili…dole tuje ani phone maza asa kasa chalnar🙄🥺

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      14. Nawazish says:

        Tuzza phone majhe dole war kaye thewala….tu Mala Kay 3 ghante doopahar war zopan dile…tu Mala sakadi saat waazta utha nayi to motha dactar chid chid karnar

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      15. Jigglypuff says:

        Tu zop mi uthavnar…good night 🌚

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      16. Nawazish says:

        Good night 🤗

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  2. Hahaha… Such a ‘doctory’ post. I can feel your frustration and helplessness and amazed how you still made this whole post humorous.

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    1. Nawazish says:

      Hahaha! Thank you so much. I hate getting up early morning and going to do just one thing and again go back to do the remaining work on stipulated time🤦🏻‍♀️
      Thank you so much Yeshu! Medical school teaches you one thing and this is to laugh and smile at your own misery🤣

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      1. Well I must say that’s a great teaching.
        I hate early mornings too. I am a night person. Morning does not work for me. But life always have its own schedule and plan.

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      2. Nawazish says:

        Me toooooo. I am glad you relate. Most of the people I know are morning person and I come out as lazy and irresponsible

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      3. Haha..i can totally relate. Nothing as peaceful as night. And besides I guess I get the best sleep in morning. I don’t know how people get up early morning

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      4. Nawazish says:

        Yeah..excatly! I’ll tell you once I learn getting up early. I ask people to call me, put multiple alarms to get up on time

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      5. Even if i learn how to gey up early I think I will always miss my morning sleep. Nothing can beat it.

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      6. Nawazish says:

        Same here!🤭

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  3. HappySoul says:

    Ohhh you are into ortho 🙂 nicely penned Zi…. Glad that atleast doing sutures made your day 😂

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    1. Nawazish says:

      Hey! Long time no see! Not into ortho, posted in ortho these days🥺 Sutures are super fun

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      1. HappySoul says:

        Long time since I saw myself too Zi … just seeing others at home 😂😂
        No me-time at all.
        I had almost fainted holding my daughter for sutures … the doc was relaxing me more than my daughter 😂

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      2. Nawazish says:

        Hahaha! I can feel you in this having no time from myself. I just sleep or work!

        For people it’s pretty difficult. When I got sutured and it had to be removed as kid dad couldn’t bear it, he left the room, leaving me alone🤭

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      3. HappySoul says:

        😂😃same here .. I’m sleeping just for 4-5 hours on an average past two months ..

        😂😂ha ha .. I can imagine ..

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      4. Nawazish says:

        That’s hectic. I sleep now anywhere and everywhere now🤣

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      5. HappySoul says:

        after sutures/surgery right? 😜😂

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      6. Nawazish says:

        I can sleep in surgery too if not getting scolded. OT is pretty boring. Just observe and only one Chance to wash

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      7. HappySoul says:

        🤣🤣🤣you make it sound so funny!

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      8. Nawazish says:

        It has become funny. It’s all about getting scolded, being called at unwanted hours and cursing pgs🤣🤣

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      9. HappySoul says:

        😂😂😂

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  4. Kitna shikayat kar

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    1. Nawazish says:

      Aapne seekhaya

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      1. Sab mere pe daal do bas

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      2. Nawazish says:

        Aap ho aise to kya kar🥺

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      3. Me Kya kar batao

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      4. Nawazish says:

        Bekaaaaaaaari

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  5. If only people took better care! I’m glad that those sutures brightened your day.

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    1. Nawazish says:

      Thank you so much!

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  6. Its refreshing to hear the doctors perspective:-) by the way on a lighter nore,if everyone take such great care,wont u guys turn jobless…

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    1. Nawazish says:

      Hahahaha! People cannot take care of themselves ever properly. Hence, chance of jobless is rare😚😚

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      1. 🙂🙂 thts true as well!!

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  7. avran wani says:

    Initially it was quite scary but in the end you have mentioned wound and have advised us to take care of your bones. Nice writing.

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    1. Nawazish says:

      Thank you so much!

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  8. Nawazish, soon you will have more control of your schedule and your life. Meanwhile, humor will help to carry you through.

    Thank you for choosing a career that serves humanity. Good doctors are always needed. All the best! ❤

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    1. Nawazish says:

      Hope I get the reigns soon. Thank you so much Cheryl❤

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  9. Anila says:

    Loved the way you humorously described the whole scenario girl.. 😂😂 descriptive and entertaining

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    1. Nawazish says:

      Thank you!❤

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  10. oh man Nawaz.. I totally hear you here.. .. but can you do me a favor and get up early? 🤣🤣
    Just kidding. I know today i got ex-rays .. You don’t want to know… lol. but I did take the get serious page out of my book. Back on my vitamins religiously. Hang in there. 💖

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    1. Nawazish says:

      I get up early now🥺🥺 What happened Cindy? Are you alright?

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      1. Ehhhh gravity works in one way.. heredity.. scoliosis but I always manage.. arthritis in the hips and bone spurs… I upped my tumeric and need to make sure keep low impact etc. Fun. ugh… 💖

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      2. Nawazish says:

        That’s bad….do take proper care and excercise regularly. Dont take much stress🥺

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      3. It’s a bummer but you know me I exercise regular since it’s my bus. 🙏🙏💕

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  11. Wondering if I should laugh or spend an hour thinking about blood, pain and cries. I’m super scared of all them 😬

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    1. Nawazish says:

      Hahaha! Choose the first one! They aren’t that bad when you work with them🤭

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  12. Jorge Medico says:

    Intelligence has limits, but stupidity know no bounds.

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  13. gwengrant says:

    Thank you for this – and for the advice!
    Gwen.

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    1. Nawazish says:

      I am glad you liked it

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